Of all the things that the Transmogrifer encounters in cyberspace, the fractal is the most annoying. I don't know why, but fractals bug the excrement out of me. So I tried putting a simple one in Photoshop and fixing it:
The Transmogrifer says: make a fractal, go to jail... oh well, next peeve... Tinted auto glass and ethnic automobiles: This is the quintessential pimp mobile. Tinted glass to piss off law enforcement, confuse other drivers and make the operator feel like a big time celebrity or legend in his own mind. Ethnic tires and wheels to indicate a state of conspicuous consumption and an audio system to liquefy the internal organs of anyone (but the owner and his passengers) within a 500 yard radius. These are actually gaudy, noisy urban assault vehicles great for stoned sadistic pimps negotiating bodies in the darkness of ghetto night on the mean streets of their beloved "hoods" Say what muthafucka!
Noise health effects are the health consequences of elevated sound levels. Elevated workplace or other noise can cause hearing impairment, hypertension, ischemic heart disease, annoyance, sleep disturbance, and decreased school performance. Changes in the immune system and birth defects have been attributed to noise exposure, but evidence is limited.[1]presbycusis may occur naturally with age,[2] in many developed nations the cumulative impact of noise is sufficient to impair the hearing of a large fraction of the population over the course of a lifetime.[3][4] Noise exposure has also been known to induce tinnitus, hypertension, vasoconstriction and other cardiovascular impacts.[5] Beyond these effects, elevated noise levels can create stress, increase workplace accident rates, and stimulate aggression and other anti-social behaviors.[6] The most significant causes are vehicle and aircraft noise, prolonged exposure to loud music, and industrial noise. Final pet peeve: The innocuous conversations about the weather and "how are you doing?" If you answer that you will classified as a bore. What is the point of socializing if we are just going to converse about what we just ate, roadsigns etc. Oh, I guess the interesting stuff is to be left to mainstream media so we don't have to get under the surface. I consider the innocuous conversation as a total wastes of time or little deaths imposed in preperation for the big one. Let's imagine that we have 10 seconds to live: would you like to hear the history of thermos bottles?
Early influences: Marshall McLuhan, Alan Watts, J. Krishnamurti. Iconoclastic thinker with semi-bizarre tendancies. Apolitical and cinema buff. Favorite director: Kieslowski.
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